Versalife / VSA

Versalife started a Terra based pharmaceuticals company, as technology is rendering pharmaceuticals less profitable we are focussing upon building our distribution (transport) services.

Versalife is primarily a trading organisation, although we have plans to move into the security and manufacturing sectors as and when funds allow.

We aim to deliver anything anywhere with the utmost discretion and security. If that pallet of dried noodles appears to be 4 tonnes too heavy, no problem. No questions, just a reliable service!

Note: If you pay for transport of dried noodles, don’t expect us to send a fighter escort with it…

Versalife is required by law under court order #TERRA/CS2/78512/VSA to inform clients that we have previously been scrutinised for loss of client records.

Although not required under court order, we would like to highlight that we keep all client records on paper to defend them from cyber warfare. Please note that we have never been found liable for the arson attacks against our offices which resulted in the destruction of records required by authorities in connection to a high profile criminal case. The high court has confirmed in writing that no offence has been proven.