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Gork & Mork Corporation (GMC) / WAAGH
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When you need to get back to the Rush, hail GMC. The WAAGH is coming.
The Gork & Mork Corporation is your mobile, deep-space Re-Supplier. We eliminate Downtime and Transit Risk by providing Instant Cargo Liquidation (Bag Swap), Refueling, and Field Repair directly to you. Stop Haulin Keep Krumpin.
History
I like many of you veterans had become all too familiar with the day to day offerings and profits to be made within the verse. I was running courier jobs, package deliveries, getting by, but not living. All the Jobs seemed the same. I needed a way out—a permanent break, a new way to experience the verse.
I was at the scrapyard auction when I saw her. forgotten and written off in a backroom at the IAE convention, passed up for newer models. She lay forgotten, a massive, rusted hulk—a Starfarer Gemini that no one wanted anymore. But I saw past the neglect. She was a beauty under all that rust. I saw the military-grade shields, the reinforced hull, and the Size 3 Quantum Drive promising freedom for myself and others. She was my final chance, my Waagh! against the system.
I cashed in all my credits and I bought her. The BlackWaagh.
Soon, the crew arrived. Seven of us in total—a mix of hardened veteran Boys, specialized Mekboyz, and eager Flyboyz. There was even a Grot, thick as a brick, but he worked hard as nails and was loyal. And that is when the work started coming in.
With the danger of the trade lanes and the time lost to coming back to a station to refine raw cargo. Miners began reaching out to us. First asking us to pay for their cargo. We brought them new cargo pods, let them refuel and get back to the mining. Our Boyz even went out into zero G with Cambio SRTs and fixed them up a bit.
From then on, the BlackWaagh has been traveling the outer reaches of the verse, meeting mining ships out in Aaron Halo or remote moons. We left the grip of the designed system behind us. We flew toward the void not as a place of death, but as a place of open opportunity. We flew to establish a simple, vital business: bringing the necessary resupply—the lifeblood of the frontier—directly to the deep-space miners.
Now, when you find yourself out on the outer edge, and the darkness looks back from the edge of the galaxy, simply type WAAGH over the space comms, and wait…. there is only one certainty: the BlackWaagh is coming.
Manifesto
THE WAAGH! PHILOSOPHY
The Starfarer Gemini, Black Waagh, is home.
This is not a massive organization but rather a singular ship and a singular team with a singular mission. To be the most Brutal and Kunin Starfarer Gemini Boyz in the entire verse.
From cargo in the boot, fuel in the tanks, rounds in the cannons, and fury’s ready to deploy.
The intentions of the Gork & Mork Company are simple: Strength, Profit, and Momentum.
We believe that the deep verse belongs to those with the courage to take it. We do not wait for permission, and we do not wait for safety. We believe that “Downtime” is the enemy of every industrial pilot. A ship that is hauling is a ship that is not mining. Therefore, our motive is to eliminate the haul.
OUR MOTIVES
Butal but Kunnin: We exist to keep the industrial machine running. If you have ore, we have Teef (credits). We replace the slow, safe grind of the trade lanes with the immediate, high-stakes profit of the deep field.
Kunnin but Brutal: Alone, a Prospector is prey. Together, under the shadow of the BlackWaaagh, we are a fortress. We believe in the “Waaagh!”—the undeniable truth that a mass of unified, aggressive action creates its own reality and its own safety.
Profit Over Politics: We care nothing for the UEE, the pirates, or the mega-corps. We care about the flow of resources. If you mine it, we buy it. If you need fuel, we pump it. Need Fixen we kumin.
OUR VIEW OF THE VERSE The Verse is harsh, cold, and indifferent. The only law that matters out here is the law of whose got da most dakka, and the fullest tank. GMC provides both. We are the Gork (Brutal strength) and the Mork (Cunning logistics) of the industrial frontier. When you see the BlackWaaagh drop out of quantum, you know the help has arrived.
Charter
The Starfarer Gemini, The Black Waagh, is home.
This is not a massive organization but rather a singular ship and a singular team with a singular mission. To be the most well. Run Starfarer Gemini crew in the entire verse.
THE PUBLIC RULES OF THE WAAAGH!
All members and clients of the Gork & Mork Company (GMC) shall abide by the following protocols. These rules ensure that the Waagh! remains profitable, efficient, and lethal when necessary.
I. OPERATIONAL PROTOCOLS (FOR CLIENTS)
1. The Instant Liquidation Protocol GMC operates on a principle of immediate liquidity.
Fair Trade: We accept all raw materials, including ore, gemstones, and salvage.
The Rate: We purchase raw materials at 75% of the current raw market value on the spot. This fee covers our fuel, refining time, and transport risk.
No Haggle: The rate is fixed. You receive instant credits; we take the risk.
2. The Hazard Pay Protocol
Volatile Cargo: Highly volatile materials (such as Quantanium) are NOT included in standard liquidation services.
Speed Waagh: Quantanium transport is available only via our “Speed Waagh” service tier, which incurs a significant hazard fee due to the explosive risk and specialized assets required.
3. Communication
The Hail: To request services, clients must type “Waagh” followed by their location in global chat.
The Response: A GMC operator will confirm receipt and deploy the appropriate assets.
II. SERVICE TIERS
Standard Waagh: Routine field service including Hydrogen refueling, bag swapping, and material liquidation in a secured area.
Speed Waagh: High-risk service for volatile cargo transport or rapid combat resupply/extraction.
Great Waagh: you will know it when you see it.
III. MEMBERSHIP & CONDUCT (FOR THE BOYZ)1. The Chain of Command Success relies on decisive action. Members must respect the hierarchy:
Grot (Recruit): Proven loyalty is required before advancement.
Boyz / Ard Boyz: The core crew. Execute orders, get paid.
Nobz / Meganobz: Divisional leaders. Their word on the field is final.
The Great Squig: Fleet Commander.
2. The “Gork & Mork” Dichotomy Members are encouraged to specialize in one of two paths:
Brutal but Kunnin’ (Gork): Focus on direct action, mining, and heavy gunnery.
Kunnin’ but Brutal (Mork): Focus on engineering, logistics, medical support, and scouting.
3. Divisional Duty Members may join specialized divisions, including:
Stormboyz: Hazard logistics and rapid response.
Mekboyz: Engineering and field repair.
Painboyz: Medical triage and rescue.
Flyboyz: Escort and air superiority.
Weirdboyz: Intelligence and scanning.
4. The Golden Rule of the Waagh Profit flows upward, but respect flows outward. We do not grief; we conquer. We do not cheat; we liquidate.
Protect the client, secure the cargo, and keep the fuel flowing.
