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Ancient Astronauts / AASTRONAUT
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Freelancing
Welcome to the Ancient Astronaut armada! Join our ranks to explore the dankest of memes while we endure the daunting task of tracking down our ancestors, and cracking hidden codes left by previous civilizations.
History
Before the Stanton system, there was only darkness and memes. According to the Yeah and Noice Theory, theorized by Garry Noice and Richard
Yeah; two prominent scientists within the Stanton system. The universe only came into existence due to two memes colliding with each other at exponential speeds, which some argue to be faster than the speed of Yeah to the Noice power.
While this theory is widely speculative, there’s growing concern among the pseudo-science community that this theory has all been a massive lie to cover up Barry Hallsack being the true creator of all things. Through ancient Sumerian texts and encrypted subreddits, our inquisitive disciples have rigorously cracked the code on our true existence.
While there’s still much to discover throughout the different systems among the universe, our goal is to one day find where Barry Hallsack and his followers escaped to, and why they left us here to suffer among the non pure-blood simpletons.
Why did Barry Hallsack create non pure-bloods? To spite us privileged individuals that remain? These are questions that we will one day answer.
Manifesto
Our entire existence is based upon three critical missions:
Our first, and most important mission, is to prove the flat earth theory correct.
Although not much progress has been made in the past four-hundred and twenty years, we have several highly qualified pseudo-scientists hard at work around the universe.
Our second mission is to find the ancient alien race that created life as we know it, and whom we are direct descendants. Their unique and colossal power led them to flee the Stanton system in fear of accidentally destroying their own creation by merely dabbing on them haters.
Our third and final mission is to seek out other true descendants of the superior ancient astronaut race, and coerce them into our ranks through blood sacrifice rituals. While we’ll occasionally recruit non pure-blood simpletons, they’ll never be as vital to the core missions as the pure-blood ancient astronauts.
If you can feel the conspiratorial blood pumping through your veins, own several space helmets wrapped in tinfoil, and are willing to submit to your Lord and Saviour,
Barry Hallsack..
Then Join Us
Charter
By joining this organization it is assumed you have read and understood the rules. If you have any questions please ask before it is too late.
1.) NO ALIENISM
2.) BARRY HALLSACK IS THE ONE AND ONLY LORD
3.) TREAT ALL NON PURE-BLOODS WITH RESPECT BUT ALSO WITH PITY
Discord
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