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DIRTBAGS INC. / DIRTBAGINC
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Piracy -
Infiltration
“Every man has his own destiny: the only imperative is to follow it, to accept it, no matter where it leads him.” – Edward Teach
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History
There comes a point in every person’s life where they hit a fork in the road and have to make a choice. One path leads to salvaging scraps or, even worse, mining—living a dull, soul-sucking existence. The other? A life of piracy, snatching up treasures, torching bridges, and raising a little hell along the way. Drinking the blood of my enemies from their own skulls? Just a bonus. I chose the latter without a second thought—and I’ve never looked back.
Manifesto
Piracy and infiltration are my specialties. My goal? Cargo, of course. Not your everyday junk—only the kind of high-value loot that gives insurance companies ulcers. I’ll charm my way in, gain your trust, and then casually slaughter everyone on board without so much as a second thought. Burning bridges? Please, I’m torching them so gloriously you’ll spot the inferno from the next galaxy. And as I fly off with your precious cargo, I’ll toss a cheeky wink and a grin at your corpse, basking in the fact that my ambition wildly outpaced my talent. Life’s got a sense of humor like that. But hey, no hard feelings. You think you know where to find me? Adorable. I’m like a shadow at midnight—here, gone, and impossible to pin down. Good luck hunting me, Bobs—you’ll need it.
Charter
Org established 11.19.24. Seeking audacious outlaws and charming scumbags with nothing to lose—except maybe their last shred of decency (but who needs that anyway?) Decency’s overrated, and let’s face it—you can’t be a proper DIRTBAG with even a little bit.
