We are the true Council Of Ricks. The others A*burp*re actually Federation spies. A re*burp*al Rick wouldn’t fall for that. Join the real Ricks Council today! Or don’t, because infinite univ*burp*erses means you already did.
The Council was formed to ensure the survival of all Rick*burp*kind.
We live for the fall of the Feder*burp*ation
1. To Rick, where no Rick has Ricked before.
2. To fight those who would oppress any Rickkind.
3. To help each Rick grow and prosper.