Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is all right with me!
Do what you want ‘cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
We are just a group of pirat…. I mean friends, who have decided to have some fun steali…… I mean helping people move their cargo.
We are a legitimate trade group that specializes is weapon systems. We’re not pirates. We just so happen to stumble upon disabled ships… that have had there cargo holds broken into. We have no idea how this keeps happening but our dubious amount of trade income has nothing to do with it. Where not pirates, we swear!
Work together, don’t kill each other, but most importantly absolutely no looting or pillaging and stealing is rude… commandeering is fine but stealing is just plain rude. Unless it’s a day that ends in a “Y” at which point its up to you, but stealing is still seen as rude. And remember we are not pirates at all.