The new Argo ATLS tractor beam’s one-click functionality is a game-changer, right? I mean, it’s absolutely magical how you’ve solved the so-called “problem” of the old tractor beams. And what a coincidence that this “solution” just so happens to come with a price tag. It’s almost like you’ve expertly engineered the perfect storm: nerf tractor beams to the point where scrolling through distances feels like an arthritis endurance test, then swoop in with your shiny new ATLS to save the day. How utterly convenient that the only way to escape the agony of endless scrolling is to shell out for the ATLS. Surely, the rest of us will get this revolutionary one-click feature soon, right? Or is this just the latest chapter in your series of “we created the problem, now buy the solution” marketing tactics? Bravo on making us all realize just how much we needed this upgrade—too bad we had to suffer through the old system to get it. I sincerely hope you intend to transfer 1 click functionality to ALL TRACTOR BEAMS!