Pointing out one's own jokes is Almost always a bad idea, and this one effectively does that. And I'm Not even talking about the final reveal that was so superfluous that it almost turned into a self-referential absurdity, making one think: No way, they are making a joke out of this April Fool's article, this has to be tongue-in-cheek. This cannot seriously be meant as an April Fool's prank. Its spirit also somewhat Darkens from the almost fingerpointing-and-laughing mockery of the Flat-Earther meme, which carries the risk of turning into a bit of an intellectual self-pleasing exercise with the bar set six feet under. (Since many of you CIG folks will be stuck at home lately, there are more substantial ways to enrich Your workday and raise the bar.) So it was basically an April Fool-No-One's and you Know it. Many will Already have realized it at first glance at the title cover, since the publishing date itself is already an Utterly blatant clue and the Fun is about trying to defeat that. This is like the art of the scam, where your victim Might even expect to be scammed And yet you can work with that just as well. Is No one at CIG reading The Onion? :smirk: AND WHY THE HAY IS THERE NO ONION EMOJI?? :face_with_rolling_eyes: (Now I had to spell it out for you. Coerced into bad style. :confounded:) Was there a politicially incorrect incident or something that got it removed from the library? Did someone start to cry? (A propos garlic... I had this thought recently that naturally on April 1st The Onion should publish an article that is absurd but true. :bulb:) (If they ever remove the light bulb emoji, I am officially dead.)