https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fyesofcorsa.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F02%2FFunny-Monkeys-Wallpaper-1024x731.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=036f63a30c24469b32591467e47962fbb96c1a835358e84384fc4403a82bf783&ipo=images some bad jokes written by chatgpt to get over this patch nightmare weekend: What's the difference between a Star Citizen server and a banana? The banana has less chance of crashing. What do you call a Star Citizen player who's been playing since the alpha? A survivor. Why did the Star Citizen developer take up gardening? So they could watch something grow faster than the game's development progress. What's the difference between a Star Citizen release date and a unicorn? The unicorn is more likely to be real. What do you call a Star Citizen player who's given up hope? A quitter or a realist, depending on your point of view. What's the difference between a Star Citizen developer and a magician? A magician can make things disappear, but a developer can make things reappear - like bugs. What do you call a Star Citizen release date? A mirage - something that seems real but disappears as you get closer. What's the difference between a Star Citizen server and a black hole? The black hole is more reliable. Why did the Star Citizen fan become a monk? To practice patience while waiting for the game's bugs to be fixed. What's the difference between a Star Citizen backer and a masochist? A masochist enjoys pain, whereas a backer enjoys paying for pain. Why did the Star Citizen developer become a therapist? To help players cope with the frustration of the game's bugs and server crashes. What's the difference between a Star Citizen bug and a virus? At least you can eventually get rid of a virus. Why did the Star Citizen player switch to wine? To make the wait for the game's release a little less painful. What's the difference between a Star Citizen release date and a politician's promise? At least the politician's promise has some chance of being kept. Why did the Star Citizen fan become a conspiracy theorist? To explain why the game's release seems to be forever out of reach. What do you call a Star Citizen server that's working properly? A glitch in the Matrix. Why did the Star Citizen fan become a time traveler? To see if the game's release date ever arrives. What's the difference between a Star Citizen backer and a gambler? A gambler knows when to quit. Why did the Star Citizen player switch to beer? To forget about the game's delays and bugs for a little while. Why did the Star Citizen developer become a farmer? To learn how to cultivate and grow bugs properly. What's the difference between a Star Citizen release date and the Second Coming? The Second Coming actually has a date. Why did the Star Citizen player switch to absinthe? To hallucinate the game's release into existence. What's the difference between a Star Citizen release date and a unicorn with a leprechaun riding it? They're both mythical creatures, but at least the unicorn/leprechaun combo is more entertaining. Why did the Star Citizen developer become a fisherman? To learn how to bait players with false promises. What do you call a Star Citizen backer who's waiting for the game's release on a deserted island? A castaway with too much money. Why did the Star Citizen player switch to moonshine? To get drunk enough to forget they ever backed the game. cheers