Where is my Praetorian rank badge and F8C, with bling interior, to engage in piracy, smuggling and villainy with? Can my badge be fancy and have flair? Like with sparkly bling and animated with bedazzle? I deserve such serving epic pieces of flair to make haters sweaty. I've worked hard and earned this. I believe in Chris Roberts. Now allow me to defeat the F5 ninjas and get a bloody KRAKEN!