"Greetings! I AM Professor Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, Order of Merlin, first class, Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Supreme Mugwump of the International Confederation of Wizards, and Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot and I hereby welcome you to Hogwarts." POOF!!! Albus Dumbledore Magically Appears in a Brilliant Flash of Light and Cloud of Smoke! Albus Dumbledore: "We will be teaching you the arts of Levitation, Invisibility, Transmutation, and yes even Teleportation! We will teach you spells that will knock your socks off! You will have a magical time here!" Albus Dumbledore: "Oh wait! What's that Hagrid?" Hagrid: "Muggles are attending this year, sir." Albus Dumbledore: "This must be a joke, we are letting muggles into Hogwarts!? Omfg!" Hagrid: "We need to pander to the needs of the Muggle children" Albus Dumbledore sighs with much regret. Albus Dumbledore: First year students listen here! dark times lie ahead of us and there will be a time when we must choose between what is easy and what is right. Albus Dumbledore: "That being said, this is the first time that we are allowing Muggles to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, They do not have any magic so we must change this years class schedule!" Albus Dumbledore: "We will not be teaching any magic, but instead we will be taking the easy road and teaching you Basket Weaving, Home EC, Finger Painting and English..." Albus Dumbledore: "We must make sure the Muggles enjoy their time here at Hogwarts and if they feel as though they are being left behind while everyone else is having fun learning magic and casting spells, they will not enjoy themselves and cry that they cant do it" Hermione Granger: "Excuse me, sir! but my Hogwarts pamphlet for First year Students says one of our very first Classes was to teach us Broom Riding." Albus Dumbledore: "Oh shut your pie hole Ms. Granger!" Harry Potter: "This is gonna suck!" Ron Weasley: "Don't let the Muggles get you down!" Harry Potter: "No Helicopter?" Ron Weasley: "Nope, no Helicopter... I kept crashing and breaking my broom handle" Harry Potter: "How will we fly without Helicopter? Ron Weasley leans towards Harry and says: "Magic!" Harry Potter: "But Dumbledore said no Magic" Ron Weasley: "Ohhh, then I dunno" Hermione Granger: "Don't worry, I have these three feathers and with a flick of our wands and using 'Leviosaaaa' we can fly!" Ron Weasley: "brilliant!" Hermione Granger: "Remember, it's 'Leviosaaaa', NOT 'Leviooosa" Harry Potter: "But Helicopter is better!" Ron Weasley: "No it's not! I only crash using Helicopter!" Hermione Granger: "Oh stop being a baby Ron, Harry's right... Helicopter is better. Ron Weasley: "Okay" Harry Potter smiles at Hermione. "If only the Muggles would just let us Helicopter" Harry says to Hermione. Hermione nods. Harry Potter sighs. Hermione Granger: "Right than, lets go!"