Whoever learns from the master will eventually become a master himself. GF: can you please take out the garbage? Me: I will endeavor to take out the garbage between 2 and 5 pm. Maybe it will be a little later but from the current point of view it looks very good. Maybe I can also do the shopping on top. Next day GF: weren't you going to take out the garbage yesterday? Me: No, I said that I will endeavor to take out the trash. Gf: I will endeavor to kick your ass if you don't take out the garbage. Five hours later. GF: The garbage is still not out, I'm about to become a fury. Me: I was going to take out the garbage, but my priorities changed in between. Also, I was going to eat the cookies before taking out the trash, since the wrapper still fits in the trash. GF: if you don't want my priorities to change when it comes to men, take out the trash IMMEDIATELY! 10 minutes later GF: Damn it, why is the fucking garbage still here?! Me: I wanted to take out the trash, but I was perturbed and distracted by your aggressive demand and demeanor. Maybe I should not have given you such a precise specification about when I will take out the garbage.... GF: turns around and leaves the room. Don't take it to serious. It is just a real story joke...