Greetings Citizens, It is I Lucifer Morning Star, the Father of Lies, Prince of Demons, the Great Serpent, OG Kickstarter backer and triple Legatus. As I sit here torturing the endless sea of souls who enter my domain, I began thinking... it's been too long since I unleashed my influence across the mortal realm. Now, there are many deeds of great evil that I could perform. World War Z, the Great Filter, the Great Hippopotamus Flu.... no no no those are all too boring. I then had an epiphany as I mulled over whether to buy the new drop ship... yes this shall be an act of true evil that will be carved into the annals of mortal history. However, to fulfil my plans, your Dark Lord needs a bit of help. I need help from YOU, the fine people at Cloud Imperium Gaming, to carry out my sinister plans. I Satan, Lord of All Evil, command the following: The loaner for the new Legionnaire shall now be changed.... to the Cutlass Steel!