I am trying to eat some cereal however it seems my roommate decided to use ALL OF THE MILK. Now all I have is heavy creme or ricotta cheese. And we all know one of those two doesn't make any sense. But then I got to thinking, Creme is just milk but more concentrated, so watered down creme is.... milk? right? Any intellectuals out there than can solve this issue? Contents of fridge: Tobasco 11 Eggs Cheese Assorted deli meats Juice Beer More Beer More assorted alcoholic beverages Onions (idk why) Leftovers from EEstr. Pic not related. Actually, Kinda related.