> be me > delivery pilot > get fired > screwthis.jpg > use last paycheck to rent m50 bcuz yolo > take it out for a spin > spot fmr boss’ starfarer back on landing pad > get idea > point nose of m50 at landing pad > think I’m probably going to die but w/e > full AB > eject at last minute > OMG it actually works > zoom past in zero-g as M50 hits like a freakin bullet > both ships evaporate in huge fireball > MFW