... you wanna have some fun in the 'verse but your cute little failed offspring somehow wont let you? ... you're out in the void and your gnome of horror decides to play around with some of your ships controls ... kinda messing the whole thing up and leaving you stuck or stranded? ... you're so tired of the "That's so boring ... let's blow something up" comments of your cute terror dwarf? ... you wanna throw your little off-the-wall genetic copy out of your airlock in the darkest blackest void without a spacesuit on after some minutes of you being tortured? ... DON'T !!! ... there's a far better option ... I take care of them at Port Olisar ... for only 100 aUEC per hour. We do lots of funny things while you enjoy the 'verse! We push those NPCs around, so they seem to be somehow ... well ... lifelike. I show them how to breach through those non opening doors using only little, non lethal amounts of C4. We do some funny games at the spawning and trading terminals. I show them all those funny things you can do with those ships on the pads. We play some sort of Tetris with the crates in the bays of those freighters landed at port and we will have plenty of fun. We even do some kind of death races on the pads with some Greycats! (... hide and seek isn't an option ... just look at me ...) ... and you will have a relaxing, glorious and fair time in the 'verse for only 100 aUEC per hour!!! (... I develope YOUR brand new business strategies for the 'verse and the appropriate marketing campaigns too ... for unbelievable 1000 aUEC!!!! ... and ... well ... I'm not that young anymore ... but I need the money ...)