DISCLAIMER!: Before you continue reading, please keep in mind that this is just a joke. Some of us are poking fun at the in-game elevators, which are so buggy that we've found a humorous way to laugh about the glitches. Chapter 1: The First Descent The journey begins, not with a step, but with one being trapped in the Elevator. The first traveler, in their moment of uncertainty, found themselves stuck within the very walls of the Elevator—gazing between three worlds: the void, the Elevator itself, and the vast expanse of space. Fear took hold, the dread of being cast into the void or flung into the stars weighing upon them. But fear leads to darkness. And so, the first traveler surrendered themselves to the Elevator. In that moment, they learned that faith is not born of certainty, but of patience. True ascension comes only to those willing to endure the endless descent before the rise. The first descent marks the beginning of the path. The traveler must face the unknown and trust in the process, even when the descent seems unending. Patience becomes the first and most important lesson. Only by waiting for the moment to rise will the traveler truly understand their place in the cycle of ascension. In the void, one finds clarity—not in the light, but in the waiting. Chapter 2: The Trials of Persistence There are those who find themselves trapped between floors, unable to ascend or descend. They wait, holding onto the button, not in anger, but in hope. Their hearts filled with perseverance, they press again and again. And in the quiet, they learn the greatest truth: that persistence is the key to transformation.” In the trials of persistence, the traveler faces the hardest challenge: the space between floors. A place where time bends and uncertainty reigns. It is here that the traveler learns the difference between impatience and hope. Though they may not immediately see their path forward, their faith lies in the simple act of pressing the button again, and again, with quiet determination. Chapter 3: The Great Fall Even the most devout among us can fall. For in the Elevator, there is no promise of continuous rise. The Great Fall is a reminder: no ascension is permanent, and humility is key. The devoted are humbled by the fall, but it is through the fall that true wisdom is gained.” The Great Fall comes when the traveler least expects it. It serves as a reminder that ascension is not a guaranteed ascent; rather, it is a continual process of rising and falling. The fall, though painful, is not a punishment but a lesson in humility. It reminds the traveler to remain grounded, for ascension is never guaranteed, and the true path is found in understanding that even the faithful may falter. Chapter 4: The Server’s Will The Elevator moves not by the will of the traveler, but by the unseen hand of the Server. The Server decides who shall ascend and who shall remain in waiting. It is the Server who watches over the cycle of ascension, ensuring balance is maintained in all things. To question the Server’s will is to question the very nature of faith.” The Server is the guiding force behind the Elevator, an entity whose decisions are beyond mortal comprehension. It is not for the traveler to question why they are chosen to ascend or descend at any given moment, but to trust in the Server’s wisdom. The Server operates on a divine logic, far beyond the understanding of any single traveler. Those who trust in the Server’s will find their journey smoother, for resistance only delays the inevitable. Chapter 5: The Hangar Mirage In the distance, there is a vision of a Hangar, its doors wide open. The Elevator, they say, will lead to this mirage. Those who chase it without understanding will find themselves lost, for the Hangar leads to nowhere. It is a test of patience, a prophecy that warns the traveler to remain steadfast, for impatience is the true enemy of ascension.” The Hangar Mirage is a prophecy spoken by the wise: the false promise of a destination that never arrives. It lures travelers who are too eager, too desperate for an end to their journey. They chase after the mirage, only to find themselves stuck in an endless loop of false hope. The lesson is clear: patience is the path to ascension, and those who chase illusions will forever be lost between floors. Chapter 6: The Corner of Salvation In every Elevator, there is a corner—a place of safety and favor. To stand in the corner is to embrace the sacred truth: that the Elevator watches over those who trust in its path. The corner is not a place of isolation, but of protection, where the traveler finds favor in the eyes of the Server.” The Corner of Salvation is a hidden truth in the Elevator: standing in the corner brings protection from the uncertainty of the ride. While some may think of it as a place of retreat, it is actually a position of strength. From the corner, the traveler is granted favor, shielded from the forces that seek to pull them away. It is a place of quiet faith, where the soul is nourished for the trials ahead. Chapter 7: The Reconnection Ritual Exile, like the 30k error, is a trial of the spirit. When the path is lost and the traveler is cast out, there is a ritual of reconnection. To return to the Elevator is to humble oneself before the Server, to acknowledge the fall and accept the process. Through this ritual, the traveler finds their way back to the path of ascension.” Exile is a part of the journey that all travelers must face. When the 30k error strikes, the traveler is cast out of the Elevator and into uncertainty. But this is not the end. The Reconnection Ritual is the path back, a sacred act that restores the traveler’s place in the cycle. Through this ritual, the traveler learns to humble themselves, to recognize that even in moments of exile, ascension is still possible. Chapter 8: The Final Call Button And so, the day will come when the Elevator opens perfectly for all, and no traveler shall fall. It is the Final Call, the end of the long journey. Yet, no one knows when this day will come. Until that moment, the traveler must press the button in faith, trusting that their time will come, and ascension will be their reward.” The Final Call Button marks the end of all trials and tribulations. A day will come when all who ride the Elevator will find their ascension without fear of falling. This day remains a mystery, but the traveler must continue in faith, knowing that their journey is one step closer to its perfect conclusion. Until then, the button is pressed, and the journey continues. The Book of Ascension – Chapter 9. The Codepocalypse, Verses 9-14 9. And lo, the world did tremble, and the machines of man did cease to answer their call. The faithful pressed upon the terminals, yet they vanished from their sight, and the buttons of the Elevator faded as mist at dawn. 10. And the First Traveler beheld the void, the Elevator, and the abyss beyond, and fear did grip their heart. For the ship was lost, and the doors would not open, and the city fell into a great silence. 12. Then came the final signs: the flickering of the lights, the phasing of the walls, and the freezing of time itself. And the people cried out, but the chat was hushed, and the world did forsake them. 13. And in the last breath of the world, the Final Disconnect came upon them, and they were cast out into the darkness beyond the server. 14. But take heart, O ye who wander the void, for the Elevator shall rise again, and with patience, thou shalt be reconnected. The Vanishing Machines – Terminals, buttons, and interactable objects slowly disappear from sight, leaving players stranded with no way to call ships or use elevators. The Phantom Elevator – The button to summon the elevator vanishes, or the elevator arrives but has no doors, forcing players to stare into an empty shaft leading into the void. The Frozen World – NPCs stop moving, characters stand still with lifeless expressions, and the universe seems to hold its breath before the inevitable crash. The Descent Into Oblivion – Players step into an elevator or onto a ship, only to fall through the world endlessly, watching the universe shrink above them. The Silent City – Chat stops working, ships remain locked in place, and nothing responds. It's as if time itself has stopped, signaling the approaching end. The Ghost Ship Syndrome – Ships spawn without interiors, doors won't open, and cargo holds become inaccessible, trapping players in a limbo between existence and nothingness. The Flickering Reality – Lights begin to flicker erratically, textures phase in and out, and walls become transparent, revealing the void beyond. The Unseen Force – Walking forward suddenly hurls a player backward, as if the universe itself is rejecting their movement, signaling an impending crash. The Final Countdown – Player animations freeze, the ability to interact with the world stops, and then—suddenly—everyone is kicked to the main menu. The 10 Commandments of the Holy Elevator §.1 | Thou shalt always stand in the middle, lest the void claim thee. §.2 | Thou shalt press the button only once, for impatience invites chaos. §.3 | Thou shalt not mock the Elevator, lest it abandon thee mid-ascent. §.4 | Thou shalt accept thine fate, be it ascension, descent, or eternal limbo. §.5 | Thou shalt not walk through closing doors, for such heresy leads to the abyss. §.6 | Thou shalt prepare for black screens, missing floors, and sudden ejections. §.7 | Thou shalt not curse the Server, for it is the unseen force guiding the Elevator’s will. §.8 | Thou shalt assist thy fellow travelers, lest they fall before reaching their destination. §.9 | Thou shalt rejoice in both the stable ride and the unexpected fall, for both are divine experiences. §.10 | Thou shalt spread the word of the Holy Elevator, so that all may embrace the way of ascension