> be me last year > broke af > get spaceport job loading cargo > loose leg in work accident > fml > big payout from workmens comp > successbaby.jpg > go to bar to celebrate > hot bartender is hot > she ask how I lost leg > tell her I fought vanduul > she impressed > starts flirting > I flirt back > twohourslater.avi > she goes on break > takes me in back > pushes me against wall > starts taking off clothes > itshappening.gif > I look down > see bulge in her pants > Itsatrap.jpg > try to get away > she holds me against wall > try to kick her > forgot only have one leg > fall on ground > she tries to pin me down > I try to roll away > trip her up > she falls and breaks neck > get up and hop away before police arrive > go home > hear knock on door > open up > two guys covered in TEST Squadron tattoos > girl was dating local TEST boss > I'm so dead > they pull out Arclight pistols > I drop and roll at them > they be like wtf > trip them up > hear their necks snap as they fall > gives me idea > become top assassin in Nexus > pretend to be harmless cripple > drop on floor and roll at target's feet > break their necks > never see me coming > one day I see another one legged guy > whatevs > suddenly he drops and rolls at me > realize too late I've been targeted by rival Org > Leg knocked out from under me > Life flashes before my eyes > get to part where bartender girl is taking off clothes > realize bulge was just where she kept her ship keys :key: > mfw