_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- ANVIL I/O P.O.S.T . . . . . . . . OK! Initializing U4A-3 Firmware 0.0.3.1a System Online: Uptime 00 days 00 hours 00 minutes 01 seconds [CMD] sudo /etc/init.d/networking stop ifconfig eth0 hw ether 02:0a:b2:03:04:10 ifconfig eth0 127.0.0.1 netmask 255.255.255.240 broadcast 11.23.58.130 /etc/init.d/networking start $ PASSWORD:%%%%%%%%%%%%% $ Done![/CMD] ### Secure Voice to Text Translation Activated ### This is Terrapin driver Tetrahydro broadcasting securely in the blind. I was interdicted by a pair of pirates near the Pyro system. They dropped out of quantum right on top of me in a pair of stolen Hornet Ghosts. These must've been ace pilots because I didn't see them on my scope until it was too late. Before I could spool up and de-ass the area, they pounded my ship until their weapons overheated. If I wasn't in a Terrapin, I would be drifting around as space debris right now. Luckily I was equipped with a suite of evasion devices which created enough confusion for me to spool up the Q drive. Problem was, those damn pirates hit some fuel lines and my drive cut out before I could leave the system. I ended up doing an emergency landing on Pyro VI. Yes, you read that right. Pyro VI, home of Ruin Station and a bunch of "inhabitants". Side note: I've read the lore about this place, that's why I was here doing some scans. But nobody mentioned HOW BAD IT SMELLS HERE. Damn... Anyway. I've been EVA for the last 7 hours doing repairs on my ship. The good news is that thanks to my -damn good driving- I was able to use the magnetosphere of the planet to mask my signature on approach. None of the inhabitants detected my ship. The bad news? Well, I'm hungry, thirsty, and out of fuel. What was the Navy thinking, making these ships without enough food and water storage, and these small ass quantum fuel tanks? Maybe the designers will rethink their decisions after they read this communique. UEE Brass, ya hear me? So here is my plan: I'm going to put on some tattered cloth shrouds, and my meanest looking poker face. (Poker is an old Earth game, if you don't know about it, look it up.) I'm going to walk into Ruin Station looking tough as nails and trade some planetary system scans for the parts and supplies I need. If I don't return in 12 hours, uh... don't come looking for me. And don't even think about looting my ship. [CMD]Set self_destruct -1 Silent Countdown: 46368 sec [/CMD] $ Are you sure: y/n? Y $ Enter authorization code: Tetra 853211 Destruct ### Self-destruct Sequence Activated: there will be no further warning. ### [CMD]Set hatch_lock 1 -a on exit[/CMD] ### All Hatches Set to Lock on Exit ### What's that song they always sing around here? I think it goes somethin' like this: “Yo ho ho, there’s a place I know, The slam’s all clean and the wenches glow, Yo ho ho, a-Ruin I’ll go, Mark my jump off to Pyro.” ### Secure Voice to Text Translation Deactivated ###