Welcome to the New Canaanites! We’re a crew who put our faith in the one true God, Elohim. We believe in reaching godhood while indulging in some serious potbelly maxing, just like our Heavenly Father intended. And we’re not shy about spreading our faith – sometimes by any means necessary.
Our esteemed leaders have summoned a conclave to put into writing the foundation of our Faith. Please come back soon to learn more about our community.
Our esteemed leaders have summoned a conclave to put into writing the foundation of our Faith. Please come back soon to learn more about our community.
Our esteemed leaders have summoned a conclave to put into writing the foundation of our Faith. Please come back soon to learn more about our community.