CITIZEN DOSSIER
UEE Citizen Record #5237272
Profile
Bloodpuff
Handle name Bloodpuff
Freelancer
Main organization
Enlisted Jun 22, 2026
Location United States , Texas
Fluency English
Bio
Near 30 years back got my wings and the boot outta SpaceHero school. No, it weren't Commander Skippy's daughter. Niece. Still worth it.
Did stuff with a gun and loose scruples, wrangled a pilot seat of my own Titan. Sorry y'all.
Found a derelict IronChad Assault Ship, filled with darkened hulls like anchovies. You ever eat them? Delicious. On pizza. Fight me.
Ever had Starshroom Powder? Found the stash. Good times.
Space Elves popped out from the time hole friendly-like.
"'sup,"
Got the 'Chad flyin' again 'long with the rest of them birds. Then they skedaddled, like a dream.
Light washes in, and winding through this supernova of power twists the Abyssal Serpent of Black Behind Your Eyes.
'bout shit myself.
Nice guy, brought me a trade in Gladius. Gimme! Shiny, new lookin. Had <774240029441075050> blinking on the MFD. I ain't asking who that is.
Months later, shrooms all out, head for home.
Look me up, Bloodpuff. UberChow. Local delivery, Grub with Guns and Burritos with Bullets.
Peace.
Did stuff with a gun and loose scruples, wrangled a pilot seat of my own Titan. Sorry y'all.
Found a derelict IronChad Assault Ship, filled with darkened hulls like anchovies. You ever eat them? Delicious. On pizza. Fight me.
Ever had Starshroom Powder? Found the stash. Good times.
Space Elves popped out from the time hole friendly-like.
"'sup,"
Got the 'Chad flyin' again 'long with the rest of them birds. Then they skedaddled, like a dream.
Light washes in, and winding through this supernova of power twists the Abyssal Serpent of Black Behind Your Eyes.
'bout shit myself.
Nice guy, brought me a trade in Gladius. Gimme! Shiny, new lookin. Had <774240029441075050> blinking on the MFD. I ain't asking who that is.
Months later, shrooms all out, head for home.
Look me up, Bloodpuff. UberChow. Local delivery, Grub with Guns and Burritos with Bullets.
Peace.