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DrunkSpaceNinja
Handle name Captain_Barbarossa
2949 Pirate Aggressor
Enlisted Sep 22, 2021
Fluency English
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I've always played the medic. So what better opportunity than to be the medic I always wanted to be BUT IN SPACE after I killed someone and ransomed them for money.....
"Horrific Necktie: *Bratan*, now is the time!
You: Go away, necktie. You're just a figment of my imagination.
Horrific Necktie: *Bratan*, don't push me away. I want to be there for you. Also — how can you be sure *you* are not just a figment of *my* imagination?
You: Get lost, necktie! I don't want you be your friend.
Horrific Necktie: But, *bratan*... I... I understand. (the tie loosens around your neck) I just wanted you to have fun. I... I never meant to be a burden.
You: Necktie... I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that.
Horrific Necktie: No, *bratan*, no need for that. You and I are *bratannoi* — brothers. Brothers fight. But when they're done fighting, you know what they do? They party. They fucking party!"
— Disco Elysium
"Horrific Necktie: *Bratan*, now is the time!
You: Go away, necktie. You're just a figment of my imagination.
Horrific Necktie: *Bratan*, don't push me away. I want to be there for you. Also — how can you be sure *you* are not just a figment of *my* imagination?
You: Get lost, necktie! I don't want you be your friend.
Horrific Necktie: But, *bratan*... I... I understand. (the tie loosens around your neck) I just wanted you to have fun. I... I never meant to be a burden.
You: Necktie... I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that.
Horrific Necktie: No, *bratan*, no need for that. You and I are *bratannoi* — brothers. Brothers fight. But when they're done fighting, you know what they do? They party. They fucking party!"
— Disco Elysium