Nomadic Order of Errant Paladins, Ronin, & Knights
Spectrum Identification (SID) NOEPRKS
Organization rank Adept
CITIZEN DOSSIER
UEE Citizen Record #5527668
Profile
Darth-Wookie
Handle name Darth-Wookie
Rear Admiral
Main organization
Enlisted Feb 19, 2021
Fluency English
Bio
I’m The Darth Wookie—Space Shaman, star-hopping storyteller, and D&D DM for the Murder Hobos Inc Podcast. When I’m not reading omens in quantum foam, I’m flying with good people: Fellowship of Crusader, Free-Belters, and Star-Med. I also founded the Nomadic Order of Errant Paladins, Ronin, & Knights—a wandering brotherhood that believes honor can be portable, mercy optional, and paydays frequent.
I’m not necessarily a pirate. But I’ll gank a Bob for being dumb.
By nature, Wookies are industrialists and benevolent opportunists—we mine, refine, build, and barter. Provoke us, though, and you’ll meet a chaotic-neutral force of nature that’s tough to reason with and oddly cheerful about smiting morons who demand the lesson, despite the repercussions to themselves.
I’m not necessarily a pirate. But I’ll gank a Bob for being dumb.
By nature, Wookies are industrialists and benevolent opportunists—we mine, refine, build, and barter. Provoke us, though, and you’ll meet a chaotic-neutral force of nature that’s tough to reason with and oddly cheerful about smiting morons who demand the lesson, despite the repercussions to themselves.