CITIZEN DOSSIER

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling giant walls of ice. I translate ethnic slurs for Alien refugees, write award-winning operas & manage time efficiently. I cook 30 minute brownies in just 20 minutes. I am a veteran in the art of love, & an outlaw on Tatooine. When I'm bored I build large suspension bridges in my hangar. I'm a private star citizen yet I receive fan mail. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. Children trust me & the laws of physics do not apply to me.