This server's not pining, it's passed on! This server is no more! It has ceased to be! Its expired and gone to see its maker! This is a late server. It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the rack it'd be pushin up the daisies! Its init processes are now history! Its off the RAM! This server has kicked the bucket, shuffled off its mortal coil, it has run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-SERVER!!