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I am a aerodynamic trans-genderfluid superbeing who answers to the pronoun "Zorg" and nothing else. I am a Vegan Atheist Redditor with 420 meme pages. I believe in radical pro-Islam feminism and the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I am a rank three Pastafarian and Ministroni from the planet Zenu. I have 69 anime waifus and only 42 of them are Cory. My favorite anime is Cory in the House. I have in my possession four Cory body pillows and seven blow up dolls. I also respond to "dat boi" with the appropriate follow up of "o shit wadDUP". May the noodly appendages of the Flying Spaghetti Monster touch your soul. Ramen!


please end my miserable existence
//end transmission



(p.s. i also crave that mineral)