CITIZEN DOSSIER
UEE Citizen Record #4211482
Profile
LuckyJax
Handle name LuckyJax
Civilian
Main organization
Enlisted Mar 3, 2025
Location United States , New Jersey
Fluency English
Website https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SwBGqE9ZNE
Bio
I'm just a regular Joe, with an regular job....
I'm your average white...suburbanite slop...
I like football, and hauling, and books about war...
I got an average house with nice hardwood floor...
My wife, and my job my kids and my car...
My feet on my able..and a cuban cigar...
YEAH BUT SOMETIMES THAT JUST AINT ENOUGH TO KEEP A MAN LIKE ME INTERESTED... (oh no.. no way..nah uh...) Nooooo i gotta go out and have fun .... AT SOME ELSE"S EXPENSE.
I fly really slow.. in the ultra fast lane.. while people behind me.. are going insane...
I'm your average white...suburbanite slop...
I like football, and hauling, and books about war...
I got an average house with nice hardwood floor...
My wife, and my job my kids and my car...
My feet on my able..and a cuban cigar...
YEAH BUT SOMETIMES THAT JUST AINT ENOUGH TO KEEP A MAN LIKE ME INTERESTED... (oh no.. no way..nah uh...) Nooooo i gotta go out and have fun .... AT SOME ELSE"S EXPENSE.
I fly really slow.. in the ultra fast lane.. while people behind me.. are going insane...