CITIZEN DOSSIER

I give you a chicken nugger. The universe is engulfed within itself. A bus advertising hotdogs drives by a papillon. It disapproves. An unnatural force reverses Earth's gravity. You ask for a chicken nugger. I reciprocate with a mildly convulsing potato. You disapprove. Your disapproval releases a cosmic shift in the void between birth and life. You ask for a chicken nugger. A certain small dog feasts on chicken burritos for the rest of its unnatural, eternal endurance.