I was born at a young age. Much to the consternation of others, after a varied and checkered past, I survived.
Now that my impending dotage is neigh I can only offer the following:
There are old pilots. There are bold pilots. There are no old and bold pilots. I am old, bold, and uncontrolled.
See you at the bar where we can discuss this interesting juxtaposition of seemingly irreconcilable concepts over a libation on your tab while we discuss a contract.