CITIZEN DOSSIER
UEE Citizen Record #1740030
Profile
Brodie
Handle name Woonus
Hopeless Romantic
Main organization
Enlisted Feb 15, 2017
Location United States , Oregon
Fluency English
Bio
Greetings, fellow citizens. It is I, the great and mighty Zaphiroth, Devourer of Souls, and Pleasurer of Men. I reside in the land of stoners and boners, a land clear cut of trees, and devoid of intelligent life (including me).
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