Bio
Ever since I was a little Zapper I knew I would grow up to be the best Captain the world had ever seen. I quickly rose up the ranks with my incredible charm and charisma. I achieved the ranks "25-star General", Captain, "General Major Webelo", "Rear Brigadier", and "Commodore 64" with such ease it would blow your mind. I am now taking to smaller roles online to try my hand at defending the digital galaxy. If you ever need any help, never hesitate to call out for The Zapper...ladies... ;)