CITIZEN DOSSIER

"Alchemist, a score and some years ago, something changed in the machinations of fate, it decided to induct into humanity dubstep, terrible jokes and capering wills hell bent on kicking ass. Fate deemed this necessary for unknown fucking reasons. What fate dreamed of was however struck down by the Karmic committee with great ROFL, because these would result in an equation that might solve some serious problems and humanity couldn't be allowed to take it so easy. They had just eaten the apple, and then there was the slavery, the world wars, other horrible things ..they didn't want more music, more laughter, possible discovery of transmutation for the sapiens. Destiny was enraged at this rejection, at such Schadenfreude and decided to insist just for the heck of it. They reached a consensus. They sent you."

- Jerrin John Joseph, The Juggernaut