CITIZEN DOSSIER

Basically I was on my way to the grocery store on New Babbage (THE NEW ONE) (NOT OLD BABBAGE) and there was a star kitten helmet sitting ON THE GROUND next to the dumpster. It was lowkey gross like the last person threw up inside of the helmet and decided to throw it away instead of clean it. So I, the crafty fella I am, decided to clean the helmet so I could use it. Clean up was easy, vomit is not bad, smelled like Smoltz though like lowkey hangover helmet idk. So I cleaned it and put it on and it was great. I also found a P4-AR and I think it was used for some illegal activity because when I looked up the serial number it was liuke tied to 9tails or xenothreat so I scratched off the number and wrote "I love star kitten" and now all gucci and stuff so maybe this gun was used on civilians and stuff yk but it's mine now! All purple and cute and stuff to go witht he star kitten helmet. Hi


This is so I can link to different org tools lol:
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