CITIZEN DOSSIER
UEE Citizen Record #932479
Profile
Enginseer Muscy
Handle name Muscy
Predator
Main organization
Enlisted Jul 28, 2015
Fluency Afrikaans, English
Bio
“By the Omnissiah’s grace, the machine awakens.”
I am Enginseer-Muscy P.S-Δ49 – Machine Priest of Dubious Stability
Blessed be the cog.
Cursed be the Wi-Fi.
I am an Enginseer wandering the digital wasteland, whispering sweet litanies to uncooperative machine spirits and shouting “HERESY!” at printers that jam for no reason.
I have repaired tanks under fire, reassembled a toaster mid-warp travel, and once performed a full exorcism on a vending machine (it kept dispensing abominations… like diet amasec).
My hobbies include:
Threatening servers with a wrench
Chanting error logs like holy scripture
Ritualistic button-pressing
Praising the Omnissiah while rebooting routers
In game, I provide:
Buffs, repairs, and aggressive tech support
Questionable advice delivered with absolute confidence
Loud mechanical screaming
Glory to the Omnissiah. Reboot often. Purge caches. Destroy heretics.
I am Enginseer-Muscy P.S-Δ49 – Machine Priest of Dubious Stability
Blessed be the cog.
Cursed be the Wi-Fi.
I am an Enginseer wandering the digital wasteland, whispering sweet litanies to uncooperative machine spirits and shouting “HERESY!” at printers that jam for no reason.
I have repaired tanks under fire, reassembled a toaster mid-warp travel, and once performed a full exorcism on a vending machine (it kept dispensing abominations… like diet amasec).
My hobbies include:
Threatening servers with a wrench
Chanting error logs like holy scripture
Ritualistic button-pressing
Praising the Omnissiah while rebooting routers
In game, I provide:
Buffs, repairs, and aggressive tech support
Questionable advice delivered with absolute confidence
Loud mechanical screaming
Glory to the Omnissiah. Reboot often. Purge caches. Destroy heretics.