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Oh I have definitely fucked around and found out I´m the champion of fucking shit up and learning every fucking lesson the hardest, most idiotic fucking way possible.
If there is a way to royally fuck something up, you can bet your ass I have already done it twice. Got a shortcut that leads straight into a steaming pile of shit.
Guess who´s already ass deep in that fucking disaster? Yep that´s me!
Waiting through the bullshit like I knew better, but fucking did it anyway. I don´t fuck with easy lessons or smart choices, fuck no! That shit´s too fucking simple.
I´ve got to jump straight into the shitshow, fuck everything up and then try to piece it together after I´ve already burned the whole fucking thing to the ground. That´s how I roll fucking everything up in the most epic way possible and still crawl out of the shit show like "I´m still standing motherfuckers".
So yeah, if there´s a way to turn a small mistake into a massive shitshow, I´m your guy.
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