CITIZEN DOSSIER
UEE Citizen Record #328127
Profile
Zispinhoff
Handle name Zispinhoff
Wing Commander
Main organization
Enlisted Dec 11, 2013
Location United States , Missouri
Fluency English
Website http://www.facebook.com/zispinhoff
Bio
http://www.reddit.com/user/Zispinhoff
So you've found me, or rather, a reference of me. To dispel of any unfavorable rumors, allow me to introduce myself.
I am Zispinhoff, the latest in a line of men to carry the name. Those that have held the name before me have walked many different paths, from pirate to president. The trail I blaze belongs to me, the tracks I leave belong to Zispinhoff.
I work for Valentine, Inc., an amalgamation of both mercenary and mercantile operations. I find that racking kills and sending bills is a good fit for the history I honor.
Bring me your problems, I'll come back with solutions. Bring me your ire, I'll return in kind. Bring me a pint, I'll spin you a yarn. Bring me my life, I'll return you yours.
So you've found me, or rather, a reference of me. To dispel of any unfavorable rumors, allow me to introduce myself.
I am Zispinhoff, the latest in a line of men to carry the name. Those that have held the name before me have walked many different paths, from pirate to president. The trail I blaze belongs to me, the tracks I leave belong to Zispinhoff.
I work for Valentine, Inc., an amalgamation of both mercenary and mercantile operations. I find that racking kills and sending bills is a good fit for the history I honor.
Bring me your problems, I'll come back with solutions. Bring me your ire, I'll return in kind. Bring me a pint, I'll spin you a yarn. Bring me my life, I'll return you yours.