Frosty Freight / 2MUCH

Some say that the reward is in the journey and not the destination. We prefer to say that the real reward lies in having your cargo arrive at that destination without you having to take the goddamn journey in the first place. We here at Frosty Freight are different than your average cargo chuckers. Need to get a shipment of medicine to your sick niece on Tarsus IV? How about a birthday gift to gran-gran on Omulon II? Weapons to your assassin pal in the Neutral Zone? We don’t care. Seriously, stop talking. There’s already two “y”s in our name so we sure as shit don’t need a third why from you. Hell, we don’t even need you to tell us the what. Just give us a where, a when, a [competitively-priced] number of credits and we’ll get your box there on-time, intact, and un-inspected.

Sound too good to be true? Well then that’s your problem, not ours. We will consider ALL legitimate mission offers no matter what the risk. What exactly qualifies as legitimate you may ask? Well, it’s simple. Do you have something that you need to ship? Do you have money? Well it sounds to me like you have a legitimate mission, son!

Don’t let our name fool you either, we’re not just the best damn crate jockeys in the ‘verse, we’re also the best damn exploration jockeys as well. One of the ways that we are able to provide such reliable and quick freight hauling is by investing in a dedicated team of explorers who go out and find us the best possible routes from any point in the galaxy to any other point. If you need a system scouted or an anomaly looked at I’m sure we could come to some sort of an agreement. What can we say? Money talks – and we love loud customers.

1. Frosty Freight welcomes all mature players and organizations. Immature players and organizations receive special 300% pricing.

2. We are a community of players dedicated to ensuring that everyone involved with us has a good time in the game. Except pirates. We expect any pirate that crosses our path to have a very bad time indeed.

3. We are a legitimate credit earning company. While we don’t care what you ship we do very much care that you don’t pay for it in stolen credits. We have to fill out tax forms, dammit!

4. If you take care of us we will take care of you. If you double cross us we will “take care of you”.

5. Positions and ranks will be earned through direct support of the corporation. No free rides, bruh. You’ve got to earn your keep here at the ole F-F. Otherwise you’ll earn yourself a free trip out the airlock.