Anla'Shok / ANLASHOK

We live for the one, we die for the one. Isil’zha sendi, in Valen’s name.

There’s always the threat of an attack by say, a giant space dragon. The kind that eats the sun once every 30 days. It’s a nuisance, but what can you expect from reptiles? Did I mention that my nose is on fire? And that I have 15 wild badgers living in my trousers? I’m sorry would you prefer ferrets?

It’s like I always say, you get more with a kind word and a two-by-four than with just a kind word.

I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, ‘wouldn’t it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them?’ So now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe.