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Roberts Space Industries ®

BBB Acquisitions Incorporated / BBBAI

  • Corporation
  • Casual
  • Role play
  • Freelancing
    Freelancing
  • Piracy
    Piracy
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Welcome to Big Booty Bitches Acquisitions Incorporated (BBBAI): where space exploration meets the pursuit of booty, both literal and metaphorical. Join our diverse crew in charting new horizons and shaping the future of interstellar commerce.

History Manifesto Charter

History

In the early 30th century, Twin Cheeks Excavations, a prominent mining conglomerate, crumbled after a scandal involving Vanduul liaisons with UEE Navy officials surfaced. Amidst the fallout, a group of enterprising individuals formed Big Booty Bitches Acquisitions Incorporated, capitalizing on the turmoil to pioneer a new era of interstellar commerce. With a focus on resource acquisition, exploration, and unconventional business practices, BBBA Inc. rapidly rose to prominence, carving out its niche in the cosmos. Despite its scandalous origins, the organization’s relentless pursuit of booty, both literal and metaphorical, has propelled it to become a dominant force in the interstellar business landscape, shaping the destiny of countless star systems and leaving an indelible mark on the annals of history.

Manifesto

As pioneers of interstellar commerce, we declare our mission to secure resources through bold and innovative means. Our ethos is rooted in the relentless pursuit of booty, attained predominantly through consensual force. We embrace the spirit of exploration and exploitation, daring to venture where others fear to tread. Through strategic alliances and decisive action, we seize opportunities to enrich ourselves and our stakeholders. We vow to uphold ethical standards, prioritizing consent whenever possible while recognizing the exigencies of our endeavors. With courage as our compass and ambition as our fuel, we navigate the cosmos, leaving our mark on the stars. Join us in the pursuit of boundless riches and the conquest of the unknown. Together, we shall shape the destiny of galaxies and establish Big Booty Bitches Acquisitions Incorporated as the foremost authority in resource acquisition across the cosmos.

Charter

Article I: Purpose
1.1 The purpose of Big Booty Bitches Acquisitions Incorporated (BBBA Inc.) is to facilitate the acquisition of resources through ethical and strategic means in the realm of interstellar commerce.

Article II: Membership
2.1 Membership in BBBA Inc. is open to individuals who align with the organization’s mission and values.
2.2 All members shall conduct themselves with integrity, professionalism, and respect towards fellow members and external parties.
2.3 Membership may be revoked at the discretion of the leadership team for violations of the organization’s principles or unethical behavior.

Article III: Conduct
3.1 Members shall prioritize consensual acquisition methods whenever feasible, respecting the autonomy and rights of other parties.
3.2 BBBA Inc. shall operate within the bounds of interstellar law and regulations, ensuring compliance with all applicable statutes.
3.3 Members shall maintain confidentiality regarding sensitive information and proprietary strategies of the organization.

Article IV: Governance
4.1 BBBA Inc. shall be governed by a leadership team elected by the membership.
4.2 The leadership team shall be responsible for setting strategic objectives, overseeing operations, and upholding the organization’s values.
4.3 Decisions shall be made through consensus whenever possible, with transparency and accountability as guiding principles.

Article V: Collaboration
5.1 BBBA Inc. encourages collaboration and cooperation among members to maximize the efficiency and effectiveness of resource acquisition efforts.
5.2 Members shall prioritize the interests of the organization above personal gain or ambition, fostering a culture of teamwork and camaraderie.

Article VI: Amendments
6.1 This charter may be amended by a two-thirds majority vote of the membership, provided that proposed changes align with the organization’s mission and values.
6.2 Amendments shall be communicated promptly to all members, and shall take effect upon approval by the leadership team.