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Calamity Star Force / BFSQUADRON
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Bounty Hunting -
Smuggling
We’re a tiny group of mercenaries ready for hire no matter the danger. We’ll deliver or shoot whatever you want, as long as there are no corporate entanglements.
History
Founded by Calamity and Django Fett after they freed themselves from the underbelly of Area 18, the squadron quickly welcomed Delta Nein Geld and began operations shortly thereafter.
As real freedom is left to slowly rot away by the apathetic UEE and constantly hounded by the intrinsic corporate interests that dominate Stanton, the early days have been hard. Unjust laws that force otherwise good people to walk the balance beam between survival and justice have forced us to take jobs that pay above all else, despite the costs.
After Calamity was given bad intel, he and his men killed several security personnel in an unmarked facility. In short order, one by one they were captured and sent to Klescher Rehabilitation. Though there was no rehabilitation to be had, it was in this time that Calamity finally discovered the truth Stanton had been whispering to him since his childhood and would serve to manifest the foundation of their new charter.
Manifesto
Please see our Charter for detailed insights into our politics.
Here instead, we present a summary of our services that fund the deeper groundwork that we are laying in service of the Charter.
- Our Services -
We do escorts, deliveries, medical rescue… you name it.
Are you hurt? We’ll unbreak ya for free, but tips are appreciated.
Do you need someone dead? This may cost you a bit more, but no problem.
Need an escort, or scouts to clear your path? We’ve got your back.
Are you sad? We will throw you a party.
Special New Service: “Red Medical” Are you a criminal? Are you a bad criminal and got shot? We’ll come heal you, and we’ll even help you kill your assailants for a nominal fee!
Disclaimer: If we kill your target in the line of duty before you were revived, you will need to pay our fee or we will not/un- revive you.
If you have an interest in strong adhesives and need Prota, Django Fett has a large supply for any occasion!
We also do weddings and other large gatherings. Drop a line on Discord if you have a job that needs doin’.
Charter
The people of Stanton are alone at the edge of space. The corporations have bought and sold their lives and the lives of their children, one vote at a time. The UEE has forsaken us in their fear. In this system, it is up to those that can rise above the petty interests of the feudal masters to carve their own way out of the desolate moons, their mother planets, and the corporate fiefdoms that dominate them.
From the “failed” terraforming of Microtech, to the egregious pollution unleased by Hurston’s wannabe monarchs, and all the way down to the expendable and neglected underbelly that supports the greed of ArcCorp, Stanton is being systematically pillaged by corporate interests. Even the idyllic vistas of Crusader are held aloft by the mistreatment their peasant underclass. Everyone, even full UEE citizens, is essentially an expendable asset in the hands of corporate interests. It doesn’t matter to the executives how many times your DNA gets scrambled in accidents across all the unregulated industrial and mining operations that serve the foundation of Stanton’s economy. We’re all just a metric of our total efficiency as cogs in their machine over our usable lifetimes.
Unless its people take their destinies into their own hands, Stanton will never have what the UEE promises – not security, not freedom, and not justice. It’s up to those lucky enough to rise above the grasp of the local corporate warlords to fight for those that can’t, and that is what Calamity and his Squadron intend to do.
It is our charter to at all times seek to take power from the corporations and give it back to the people, the real people, not just the apathetic fat cat UEE citizens living in the skyrises of New Babbage and luxury apartment towers above the clouds of Crusader, far from the unwashed masses that enable their apathy.
If you support this mission, please contact Calamity. We are always on mission.
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P.S. We also bartend and do catering for weddings and other formal gatherings.
