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Bulk Orbital Navigation Group / BONGHAUL
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Do you need drugs? CALL US
Did you kill someone and now you don’t know what to do with the corpse? CALL US
Do you need discreet transportation for the slaves you bought in Pyro? CALL US
Did you end up in prison? CALL US
Do you need an unpaid job? CALL US
We are cheap, we are fast, we are unreliable
History
B.O.N.G.
Bulk Orbital Navigation Group
Every shipping company claims they deliver anything, anywhere.
We actually do.
“Professional logistics for professionally questionable clients.”
There are freight companies.
There are smugglers.
Then there’s B.O.N.G.
Founded somewhere between a successful cargo run and a terrible idea, the Bulk Orbital Navigation Group was built on one simple principle:
If it fits, it ships.
Officially, we transport industrial equipment, medical supplies, refinery components, consumer goods and emergency relief cargo.
Unofficially…
…we’ve learned that some containers are better left unopened.
Our pilots don’t ask where the cargo came from.
They don’t ask where it’s going.
And they definitely don’t ask why the client insists on paying double for complete discretion.
Out here, credits don’t have a smell.
People do.
Over the years we’ve earned a reputation.
Some call us elite haulers.
Some call us smugglers.
We prefer creative logisticians.
Some call us after midnight asking if we can move a “perfectly legal shipment” out of GrimHEX with no questions asked.
We usually answer. Probably.
The customs officer doesn’t need to know why that shipment smells funny.
The station manager doesn’t need to know why the client insisted on paying in untraceable credits.
And if someone whispers names like Widow, SLAM, Maze, or other “specialty pharmaceuticals”… well, cargo is cargo.
We don’t judge.
Our fleet has crossed Stanton, Pyro, and every dark stretch of space in between, delivering loads that respectable corporations wouldn’t touch with a tractor beam.
We’ve outrun pirates.
We’ve bribed inspectors.
We’ve “misplaced” manifests.
We’ve definitely never overloaded a C2.
Probably.
Our pilots live by three simple rules:
Keep the engines hot.
Keep the scanners guessing.
Keep your bong packed.
Because in the end, every successful run ends the same way:
The cargo gets delivered.
The credits hit the account.
The bowl gets packed.
B.O.N.G.
Bulk Orbital Navigation Group
“Moving questionable cargo with unquestionable professionalism.”
Pack it. Rip it. Ship it.
Manifesto
B.O.N.G. MANIFESTO
Bulk Orbital Navigation Group
WE DON’T MOVE CARGO. WE MOVE OPPORTUNITIES.
Space is big.
Too big.
Every day, thousands of containers cross the void. Some carry resources. Some carry technology. Some carry things that nobody wants to explain during a customs inspection.
At B.O.N.G., we don’t believe in judging cargo.
We believe in delivering it.
OUR MISSION
To provide reliable, discreet, and efficient hauling services across the known systems.
From legitimate corporate contracts to shipments that require a little extra attention, B.O.N.G. exists to make sure that cargo reaches its destination.
No unnecessary questions.
No unnecessary delays.
No unnecessary paperwork.
OUR VALUES
DISCRETION
A good hauler knows what is inside the container.
A great hauler knows when not to ask.
Client privacy is not a feature.
It’s a survival skill.
RELIABILITY
Anyone can fly a cargo ship.
Not everyone can fly one through a pirate ambush, a customs checkpoint, a quantum interdiction and still arrive before the deadline.
We can.
Usually.
CREW FIRST
Credits come and go.
Cargo gets lost.
Ships get replaced.
The crew is what makes the run possible.
Nobody gets left behind.
Nobody drinks alone after a successful haul.
ADAPTABILITY
The universe changes.
Markets collapse.
Routes close.
Authorities get curious.
B.O.N.G. adapts.
If there’s a route, we’ll find it.
If there’s no route…
We’ll probably make one.
THE B.O.N.G. CODE
Respect the pilot beside you.
Protect the cargo.
Keep the engines warm.
Keep the scanners confused.
Never abandon a profitable opportunity.
Never trust a manifest written in a hurry.
JOIN THE CREW
B.O.N.G. isn’t looking for perfect pilots.
We’re looking for pilots who know how to handle pressure.
The ones who stay calm when alarms are screaming.
The ones who finish the job when everyone else turns around.
The ones who understand that the best stories are usually the ones you can’t tell at a customs checkpoint.
B.O.N.G.
Bulk Orbital Navigation Group
“Questionable cargo. Reliable delivery.”
Pack it. Load it. Ship it.
Charter
Our Board of Directors will unveil our official corporate statements soon. Please come back for updated information.
