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THE THIRST MUTILATOR – IT’S GOT ELECTROLYTES
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BRAWNDO is the leading brand of energy drink in the WORLD! THE WHOLE WORLD! Even President Camacho drinks it because WE TELL HIM TO! Our THIRST MUTILATOR has ELECTROLYTES! DRINKING TOILET WATER IS FOR DOGS! DRINK BRAWNDO INSTEAD!
Manifesto
At BRAWNDO, we want to make sure that people have stuff to drink, and things. Our patented electrolytes are SUPER GOOD for you! If you want to make BRAWNDO the THIRST MUTILATOR OF CHOICE in the universe, JOIN NOW! IT’S GOT ELECTROLYTES!
Charter
1. DRINK BRAWNDO
2. DON’T NOT DRINK BRAWNDO
3. ELECTROLYTES!
