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Tough Ships for Tough Teams: Carrying More Than Just Freight.

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History

Chapter 1: Born to Snack

Bunger here! Or should I say, Bunger Bunger! That’s my name and my motto. I’m a little bug with big dreams—and I’m shaped like a burger! I come from a place called Stanton, where everything is food, and everyone, well, is kinda hungry. Life as a Bunger isn’t complicated. We Bungers were made to do two things: roll around in the dirt and barrel into things, especially when food is involved. But don’t mistake that for a lack of purpose! Nope, us Bungers know exactly what we’re here for. We were born to snack, and to help others snack too!

Chapter 2: The Joy of Bunger Bumping

There’s something magical about the feeling of rolling full speed into something or someone—especially if they’ve got ketchup on them! Nothing gets my buns fired up like a nice dollop of ketchup. If I see it, I can’t resist. My legs start moving faster, my nose picks up the scent, and Bunger Bunger—I’m on the move! Sometimes, the Grumpuses on the island call it “head-butting,” but I prefer to think of it as my way of showing affection. You see, there’s a real art to the way a Bunger bumps. It’s all about timing, aim, and a little splash of ketchup.

Chapter 3: Friends, Food, and Frenemies

Stanton is full of other Bugsnax, all with different flavors and personalities. I’ve met Spuddies, Sodas, Ribbles, and more. Now, not everyone gets along with a Bunger (looking at you, Spuddies). I don’t take it personally, though. Each of us has a unique role, a different taste, and a special way to interact with the Grumpuses. My own interactions are pretty straightforward: I see them, I charge. They either dodge or get a big Bunger hug.

Chapter 4: Bunger Dreams

A lot of Bugsnax live day by day, but I think bigger. Sometimes, I dream of being something more than just a burger bug. Maybe a triple-decker Bunger, with pickles and extra cheese? Or maybe even a flying Bunger, gliding over the fields of Stanton like a hero, sprinkling ketchup as I go. When I’m not rolling or munching, I’m dreaming of ways to make the world a tastier, Bungier place.

Chapter 5: Living the Bunger Life

At the end of the day, I’m just a simple Bunger. But don’t let the bun fool you—I’m tough, tenacious, and always hungry for adventure. Life on Stanton Island isn’t always easy, but as long as there’s ketchup to chase and friends to Bunger bump, I’m happy. And maybe someday, I’ll even find out what it really means to be a Bunger. Until then, I’ll keep on rolling, charging, and spreading that Bunger joy wherever I go.

-Bunger Him Self

Manifesto

In the whimsical world of Star Citizen, we stand united in our admiration for Bunger—a creature that embodies joy, curiosity, and the spirit of adventure. As we explore the vibrant landscapes of the Stanton system, we celebrate Bunger not just as a delightful character, but as a symbol of the joy of discovery and the power of community.

Article I: The Nature of Bunger

Characterization: Bunger is a charming and playful creature, resembling a burger with a heart of gold. Its vibrant personality and love for fun make it a beloved member of the enlightened ones.

Curiosity and Adventure: Bunger teaches us the value of curiosity. It encourages us to explore, experiment, and embrace the unexpected twists life has to offer.

Connection to Community: Bunger thrives in the heart of its community, reminding us that our relationships and interactions shape our experiences.

Article II: The Principles of the Bunger Spirit

Embrace Diversity: Just as Bunger comes in various forms and flavors, we celebrate the diversity of our experiences, backgrounds, and perspectives.

Foster Joy: Bunger reminds us to find joy in the small things. We commit to spreading happiness and laughter, both in our interactions and as we navigate challenges.

Encourage Exploration: Inspired by Bunger’s adventurous spirit, we strive to explore new ideas, take risks, and embrace the unknown with open arms.

Article III: The Legacy of Bunger

Inspiration for Creativity: Bunger serves as a muse for creativity, encouraging us to think outside the box and approach problems with a playful mindset.

Unity in Community: We advocate for building strong communities that support one another, just as the inhabitants of Stanton come together to celebrate their unique quirks.

Celebration of Life: Finally, we recognize that life, like Bunger, is meant to be savored. We commit to celebrating every moment, embracing both the sweet and savory experiences that come our way.

Conclusion
As we navigate the vibrant world of Star Citizen, let us carry the spirit of Bunger with us. May we approach life with curiosity, creativity, and a commitment to joy, reminding ourselves that every adventure is a chance to connect, explore, and celebrate the wonders of the world around us. Together, we embody the essence of Bunger—a beacon of happiness and camaraderie in our journey through life.

Charter

Article I: Company Name and Vision
Name:
The Bunger Consortium (TBC)

Vision:
To become the galaxy’s most reliable and versatile team of freelance workers, offering unique skills with a Stanton twist. TBC envisions a cosmos where no job is too strange and no client goes unsatisfied—all thanks to the boundless energy and dedication of Bungers and friends!

Article II: Mission Statement
TBC exists to bring enthusiasm, reliability, and resourcefulness to every corner of the galaxy. Specializing in odd jobs, specialized deliveries, and unique intergalactic services, we aim to tackle even the most challenging freelance gigs while delivering the quality and gusto that only a Bunger can provide. No task is too big, and no planet is too distant for the TBC team!

Article III: Core Values
Resilience – Each job is an adventure, and TBC brings grit, determination, and creativity to solve problems in unexpected ways.
Curiosity – We are always eager to learn, discover, and explore, bringing new ideas and strategies to each mission.
Collaboration – The galaxy is a big place, and our success relies on the power of teamwork with our fellow Bungers and interstellar allies.
Snack-to-Work Balance – TBC understands that keeping morale high is key to our success, which means regular snack breaks and a steady supply of ketchup are always on hand.

Article IV: Scope of Services
TBC offers a broad range of services, including but not limited to:

Cargo Transport and Delivery – Fast, secure transport of valuable items (especially if edible) across vast distances.
Event Catering and Snack Supply – Bunger-style food and flavor consulting, perfect for intergalactic gatherings, diplomatic events, and feasts.
Resource Gathering and Exploration – Skilled in discovering, harvesting, and delivering rare items, resources, or ingredients from planets far and wide.

Problem Solving and Assistance – When clients encounter unusual or tough situations, TBC rolls in to help with out-of-the-bun thinking and determination.

Galactic Public Relations – Friendly, approachable, and charismatic, Bungers are ideal ambassadors for planets seeking to boost tourism or improve relations.

Article V: Operational Guidelines
Freelancer Roles and Responsibilities
Each Bunger and member of TBC has the freedom to choose jobs that best suit their skills and interests, whether that’s planet-hopping deliveries, event catering, or exploratory missions.

Intergalactic Snack Breaks
Snack breaks are scheduled regularly to ensure every freelancer stays fueled and motivated. All employees are encouraged to experiment with and sample local delicacies on their travels.

Flexible Payment Options
TBC accepts diverse currencies, edible items, rare resources, and barter in exchange for services rendered. Terms are flexible and agreed upon in advance with each client.

Article VI: Code of Conduct
Integrity and Transparency
TBC freelancers conduct all operations with honesty and openness, always keeping the client informed.

Respect for Galactic Cultures
TBC embraces and respects the cultures of each planet visited, ensuring respectful and ethical engagement.

Responsibility to Snack Safely
Bungers are instructed to be cautious when approaching unfamiliar snacks to avoid unintended consequences.

Article VII: Leadership and Structure
Chief Bunger Officer (CBO) – Headed by the original Bunger, the CBO leads with a “Bunger Bunger” attitude, ensuring every team member stays motivated and on task.

Freelance Team Leads – Specialized leaders who oversee specific missions, whether it’s catering, exploration, or logistics.

Snack Engineer – In charge of preparing food-based tools, sauces, and protective snacks for TBC field agents to use during their missions.

Article VIII: Amendments
This charter may be amended with the unanimous approval of TBC leadership and representatives from key planetary alliances. Amendments are adopted to keep pace with the ever-evolving needs of our galaxy-spanning clientele and to ensure Bunger’s unique charm remains at the heart of every mission.

Closing Statement
At Bunger’s Space Freelance Collective, no mission is too wild and no challenge too big. Whether it’s interplanetary snack catering, resource delivery, or problem-solving on the fly, TBC brings joy, reliability, and Bunger Bunger enthusiasm to all reaches of space. Let’s make the galaxy a tastier, friendlier, and more exciting place—one mission at a time!