Help us please! We are dying of cancer. It is like Breaking Bad, but without the drugs. Cancer, just cancer.
What started as a well funded research project quickly devolved into the ground zero of the worse cancer outbreak in the universe. It has taken over and seeks to spread its disease far and wide. Victims of the cancer are doomed to spread the disease for all of eternity.
The intentions of Cancer Inc. started as curing this strange disease. But now our focus is to spread this wonderful specimen. We need more people to spread it! Become one of us!
Our rules are simple. No cancer treatment of any kind.