Danger Doritos / CHIP

When a mommy Dorito, and daddy Dorito love each other very much…they go to their local grocery store and get a bag of Doritos. That bag of Doritos is then emptied and all the little chips are crushed into a fine powder. Then, they put all the powder into a bowl and mix it with only the finest spices in the verse and one cup of Microtech glacier water. Bake at 420 degrees for 69.7 minutes and let cool over night in a bag of regret. Sprinkle with gunpowder, shredded cheese, and Alt F4 to taste.