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Welcome to the Council of Richards.

History Manifesto Charter

History

In the vastness of space, the Council of Richards emerged, a phallic fraternity united by their love for cosmic dick jokes and ribaldry.

Manifesto

We, the members of the Council of Richards, pledge to spread interstellar phallic humor, erecting monuments of girth across the cosmos and bridging the cosmic divide with our universal jokes of Richard.

Charter

Article I: Membership

Open to all beings with a Richard-sized sense of humor and a penchant for cosmic phallic comedy.
Initiation rituals include phallic jests and pun-offs.

Article II: Governance

Presided over by a Grand Phallus, elected through the ancient ritual of “Swordfighting” to ensure the best Richard leads our quest.

Article III: Phallic Pranks

Encouraged to engage in phallic pranks and mischief, but no permanent arousal allowed.
Pranks must meet the highest standards of comedic rigidity.

Article IV: Laughter Accord

Establish a Universal Phallus Laughter Accord, ensuring all beings receive their daily dose of phallicy.

Long live the Council of Richards, guardians of cosmic phallic humor and champions of interstellar girth.