The Technicians / CONARTISTS

Simply put:

We organize stuff for our customers. We get things back to their owners, we get them to their new owners, we find what you’re looking for.

- We do no harm but we also do not take shit.
- We don’t talk about our jobs or our customers in public. (RP)

- We are friendly towards anyone who is friendly towards us and we are delighted to find new business connections and jobs to do.
- We are on the bright side of the law when in public. (RP)

Other than that, you’ll find out what we are all about when you pass the test.
The test is to make sure you have the right mindset for our little group.
Because we are looking for a certain type of personality, not because we don’t like others, but because our jobs require that type.

Don’t be afraid to ask, we are looking for personell all the time – new members as well as affiliates and partner-Orgs who also have the right mindset.

There are Technicians – which is the public side of our org and there are Con Artists, which is the kind of group we represent.

The rules (codex) between con artists are not to be discussed in public.

If you end up in our bar, here are the bar rules – they come from experience:
- no bears, no lions and no space cows at the bar
- no sandcastles
- shirt & shoes get you service, no nothing, casual mondays (and no, undone zips do NOT count as ‘casual’)
- no tossing of little people at the bar
- no geese juggleing
- no spitting