6 members
Dank Side of the Moon / DANKSIDE
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Freelancing -
Bounty Hunting
Dank Side of the Moon is a laid-back but dangerous Star Citizen crew fueled by good vibes, loud laughs, and questionable decisions. We blaze through the verse chasing credits, chaos, cargo, and combat. Light one up, power the quantum drive, and join the Dank Side.
History
Dank Side of the Moon began, as most bad ideas do, with an underfunded ship, an overconfident crew, and a cargo hold full of “unverified agricultural goods.” What started as a few pilots running sketchy routes on the edge of lawful space quickly turned into something bigger: a loose brotherhood of haulers, fighters, miners, salvagers, and professional mistake-makers who preferred profit with a side of chaos.
Early records are hazy, possibly due to corrupted logs, missing black boxes, or the crew “forgetting” to file them. What is known is that the Dank Side earned its name by appearing where the credits were greenest and the odds were least advisable. From moonlit smuggling runs to mining ops that somehow became combat deployments, the organization built a reputation for staying relaxed under pressure and extremely suspicious around customs scans.
Today, Dank Side of the Moon operates across the ’verse as a laid-back but dangerous crew chasing cargo, contracts, salvage, bounties, and whatever else looks profitable after the second bad decision. We do not claim to be heroes. We do not claim to be pirates. We claim the cargo manifest is “mostly accurate” and the vibes are immaculate.
Manifesto
The Dank Side Manifesto
We are the drifters between jump points.
The smugglers of good vibes.
The pilots who know the universe is too damn big to fly stressed.
Dank Side of the Moon was built for the spacers, miners, mercs, explorers, and degenerates who believe the best moments in the verse happen somewhere between the mission and the madness.
We reject corporate grind culture, fake military roleplay, and sweat-soaked seriousness.
We fly hard.
We laugh louder.
And we never leave a homie behind in deep space.
Some chase credits.
Some chase glory.
We chase stories worth telling around the cargo bay at 3AM while the nebula burns green outside the hull.
We believe:
A fully loaded cargo hold is beautiful.
A perfectly timed rescue is legendary.
Chaos is part of the flight plan.
Vibing with the crew matters more than K/D ratios.
Every ship looks better under neon and starlight.
Our fleet is powered by friendship, questionable decisions, and whatever was packed before quantum jump.
Whether you’re running illegal cargo through hostile sectors, salvaging wrecks in the dark, bounty hunting across moons, or just floating through the stars listening to music with the crew — you belong here.
This is more than an organization.
It’s a frequency.
A state of mind.
A smoke trail drifting through the black.
Welcome to the Dank Side of the Moon.
Charter
## Dank Side of the Moon Charter
1. Keep the vibes immaculate. Joke around, talk trash, laugh loud, but don’t be toxic. Respect the crew.
2. Crew before chaos. We chase credits, combat, cargo, and bad decisions together. Don’t screw over org members.
3. Don’t start smoke you can’t handle. If you pick a fight, be ready to finish it—or call for backup before you’re space dust.
4. No griefing the helpless. Piracy, PvP, and crime are part of the ’verse. Harassing new players, pad ramming, or targeting people just to ruin their night is not.
5. Answer the call. When the crew needs help, show up when you can. Escorts, rescues, cargo recovery, and revenge runs keep the Dank Side strong.
6. Don’t bring heat to the hideout. Keep org plans, routes, comms, and operations off public channels.
7. Share the stash fairly. Loot, cargo, mission payouts, salvage, and spoils should be split by contribution unless agreed otherwise.
8. Follow command during ops. Free spirits are welcome, but during organized events, listen to the lead. Chaos works better with a little coordination.
9. Keep your ship ready. Fuel it, repair it, arm it, insure it. Nobody wants to wait while you search for your pants and a quantum drive.
10. Recruit good people, not just warm bodies. We want pilots who fit the vibe: laid-back, loyal, useful, and dangerous when necessary.
11. Settle drama privately. Handle disputes like adults. Take issues to officers before turning the org chat into a dumpster fire.
12. Blaze your own trail, but rep the org well. Wherever you fly, remember the tag means something. Be chill, be sharp, and don’t embarrass the Dank Side.