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Disaster Squad / DISASTERSQ

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  • Casual
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    Social
  • Freelancing
    Freelancing

In a dangerous Verse disaster is commonplace. We have faced it, embraced it, and then we invited it to a tea party. It was awesome.

We aim to make the Verse a more hospitable place for all those struck by Disaster.



History

One day, Disaster struck a rag tag band of independent operators. For some time they did not have a clue to what was happening.

After several weeks a surprisingly uneventful adventure was had. Disaster had forgotten to interfere!

When it finally realised its mistake, it struck, but ill prepared it botched the job completely. It did not hide itself fast enough and was quickly identified. From this moment on it would never be able to catch the adventurers unaware.

Instead of raising conflict, the group decided to take the path less travelled and initiated friendly conversation. Disaster was invited to the group’s Office Under the Stairs on Everus Harbor and a fruitful meeting of the minds ensued. Immensly good points were made on both sides, mutual understanding grew into sympathy and finally an Agreement was reached.

To make matters official some very very nice tea was had. On this point however Lore gets somewhat unclear- there is an unofficial version that tells us that it was not just nice, but actually quite marvellous.

The Founding Members swore an oath to not disclose the Terms of the Agreement.

Not that it holds any secrets, to be frank it is boring as hell and it would take several hours to go through them all.

We`d rather have tea.

BEWARE: some inhabitants of the Gagrakacka Mind Zone may react strongly if you mention our name. This is due to a mix up; they sometimes mistake us for a fan club of a band that originated in their corner of the Verse.

However, we have no affiliation with the Zone nor the band.

We did find a solution to this problem: if you find yourself in a heated one sided debate with a Gagrakackanian, be friendly and forthcoming.

That will be all, thank you.

Manifesto

As an Org we embrace the Disastrous nature of Existence.

When you meet Disaster and think you may need a hand, you can always call upon us.

We may not be always able to help you, but at least we can have a good laugh together when its all over.

Oh yeah, and don’t forget to put the kettle on, will ya?

Thanks.

Charter

Members of Disaster Squad are bound to a very strict Code of Conduct that may NEVER be strayed from.

This Code has been derived from the Founding Agreement, as postulated by Disaster and the Founding Members.

It is the basis for our business morale and recruitment process.