DONK Naval Command / DONKNC

The DONK Company was founded in 2450 as a pharmaceutical company. Their flagship product, DONKazine, was a potent regenerative medical compound which quickly propelled DONK into great fortune. This fortune was short-lived, however, as UEE regulatory bodies found that prolonged use of DONKazine increased the risk of cancerous growths developing in patients by 95,000%. This led to a forced recall of all active DONK products, and a complete restructuring of the company.

The DONK Company rebranded itself as a manufacturer of foodstuffs. Their new and improved flagship product, the DONK Pocket, was a gooey mass of meats, cheeses, and vegetables encased in a pastry shell, best enjoyed steaming hot. In 2611, the DONK Company’s Pocket line of products had expanded to include the Pizza Pocket, Noodle Pocket, and the rare and sought-after Tactical Pocket. Unbeknownst to regulators, the Tactical Pockets contained a heat-activated form of DONKazine, and was produced in bulk as payment to various criminal syndicates that handled black operations for the DONK Company.

As of 2956, the DONK Company has shed all ties with the syndicates that brought it to the forefront of galactic yumminess, instead relying on the DONK Company Naval Command, which formed the day after eleven independent criminal syndicates mysteriously disbanded. Today, the DONKNC handles force projection and security contracting for the DONK Company, operating as a near-independent navy.